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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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kittcn:

Man I just want someone to cuddle and have sex with all day, eat pizza naked, watch all lord of the rings movies while I give them head and sit on their lap when we play videos together in our underwear.

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idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

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