orionfalls:

i still think its 2012

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feirunes:

my english teacher says “eh” a lot and every time i’m like “haha i bet he’s from canada”. but then i remember. i’m canadian. i live in canada

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

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(Source: kingtavros, via zombiesftw)

lysophosphatidylinositol:

When I die put motion sensors around my grave and when someone walks nearby make it start playing Stayin’ Alive very loud

(Source: aggressivelolis, via zombiesftw)